I am thinking of opening my own bank. Does it have to have a fancy title, or can I just call it Gary's Bank.Hours of business will be flexible. Just give me your money and I will put in a jar back here somewhere with your name on it. Interest? Who needs it. | |
"Gary's Bank of Harry Deposits."
(A subsidiary of Nice Big Cans Financial Institution.)
Your marketing pitch could be: "Specializing in serving international female clientèle accounts...for every $100 placed in your savings account, I'll personally give you a Harry deposit."
The First National Bank of Gary has a nice sound to it
But I'd go with Gary Bank and (mis)Trust or Gary (dis)Credit Union.
Needs to be more fancier, I would go with National Bank of Gary
I would worry about you using a jar... everyone KNOWS the only really safe place for money is in the MATRESS... or a shoe box in the back of your closet.
Motto: "If you think CITI Bank is Rank"
"I've tried Gary's Bank----It Stank!"
bank of ..(ur last name)
