You are at a bank when it is being held up!! Can you write an amusing paragraph or more that includes..?

George and Mavis Sinclair are an elderly couple who have been married for over 50 years. George was a chef at the pentagon for much of his working career and Mavis had been a very successful large animal veterinarian. Both retired now, they spend their days visiting friends, family and local establishment in their neighborhood. They almost always take with them their small Shih Tzu dog named Coco. Mavis had bought one of those soft dog carriers that look like a purse and thus far, she has not been caught sneaking her pet into any of the businesses that prohibit animals. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before someone wises up to her and asks her to leave.

It's a beautiful snowy morning here in Denver. The museum that the Sinclairs are going to has the King Tut display on exhibit and both are eager to see it. Both dress warmly and then they placed Coco in her carrier. They head out the door towards the museum but first they need to stop at the bank and get some cash.

After walking two blocks they arrived at the bank. Heading up the stairs George slips on a patch of ice and falls. Several people come to help him up and ask if he is okay. He assures them he is fine, but embarrassed, and then thanks all for their help. He rolled up his pant leg and showed Mavis a nasty blue welt that was forming across his shin from where he hit the stair. "Do you think I need to see the doctor" he asked. "No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you", she playfully responded.

They made their way to the teller line and as they stood there, George felt something was amiss as it was abnormally quite. There were three telller windows opened and all had customers standing at them. As George continued to look around, he spoted a man in the managers office holding sometype of automatic gun. "Mavis dear" he wispered, "I don't want to alarm you, but I do believe we just walked into a bank robbery".

No sooner had he said this when the man with the automatic weapon came out of the office holding the manager in front of him. "This is a stick up" the man with the gun says. "I want all of the small bills!" he commands. At that a woman who was standing at the ATM machine also pulls a gun and runs around to the teller windows with a large bag. "Put the money in here" she instructed.

"Mavis", George say quitely, "you've got a gun. Shoot them". "I want to, but there're fur brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I she wispered back". The lady standing behind Mavis and George heard this conversation and wispered "Oh, you must be from New York", as she never seen an elderly woman who carried a gun. "Oh no dear", Mavis responded, I used to work with large animals and one never knew what to expect so I have always carried a gun." It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything Mavis thinks.

"Listen up everyone" the male robber says. "No one will get hurt as long as you do what your told". "Everyone get down on the floor - NOW"!. Mavis sat the dog carrier down on top of her purse that contained her gun. She could feel Coco moving about but there was nothing she could do. At this time, the bag with the cash looked quite full and the robbers turned to exit the bank with their loot. As they were walking past Mavis, Coco jumped out of the dog carrier and tripped the lady with the money. She went flying and knocked her partner down. George being in excellent shape, fished out Mavis's purse from under the dog carrier and got up off the floor. He went up to the man with the automatic weapon, disarmed him and hit him with Mavis's purse (remember there is a gun in there).

Within minutes the police and FBI were there. "You know Mavis, I haven't hit anybody since I was nine" George said as they waited to give thier statements. "Yeah, but it was me you hit" Mavis responded.

As the FBI pulled out of the bank parking lot the manager jokenly said out loud "Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!"

I was in the bank today trying to get some weekend money when I hear " Are you gonna hit me now" . It made me think of the movie Quick Change when Grimm said "No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you". Damn that movie is silly. Anyway the bank is being robbed! Then this woman behind me tell her boyfriend " You've got a gun. Shoot them. " I want to but they're fur brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?"He replies. I turn to him and said" Oh, you must be from New York. Just then one of the men shots a woman and she falls dead to the floor. I hear the older woman to my left say. "It's a good thing she's not too SYMBOLIC or anything!! . Her husband said I should slap you but I haven't hit anybody since I was nine"."Yeah, but it was me you hit" snaps the old woman. When it was all over the gunmen gather up their things to leave. The bank manager yells to them" Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars

No, but I am a crossdresser. It would be way wierd if I went to the bank crossdressed and then suddenly it was being held up. I do go to the bank crossdressed and have an account with my female name.

Sorry,to much thinking on a Sunday night !!