1.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

1. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
___Because they are one big family and therefore have a family tree. Oh, and for your information, money that grows in banks is very interesting.

2. What do you call male ballerinas?
___Male ballet dancer. The male equivalent to ballerina is danseur (French) or ballerino (Italian).
___Or just for laughs Balderinos. (Bald-er-inos)

3.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
___Baby Corn.

4.Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
___Because the vibration of the alarm makes it fall off the table.

1. Money is made from paper and metals, paper comes from trees and metals come from the Earth.

2. A ballerina is a top female ballet dancer, so it'd be a male top female ballet dancer (which is somewhat contradictory).

3. Then under that condition baby oil is made from babies.

4. Because if the alarm is currently on, there is no point in saying that, even if one was deaf. It would be said after the alarm went on and then turned off.

1) It's not the kinds of branches on trees! The bank is connect to a kind of government branch. The connects to important people running the government (president, vice president, etc.).
2) Dancers or ballerinas. There is no special word for "male ballerinas".
3) Baby oil is made of mineral oil, aloe vera extract, vitamin E, acetate, and fragrance. They call it "baby oil" because people use for babies.
4) It's very different from "on" and "off" like on a light switch. When you say it, it's an expression. It's like the expression "cold feet". You don't have cold feet, it's just that you're a state of trouble (not the kind of state like Texas).
Hope it helps!

1) Because my nan has a 6 pac.
2) Gays
3) Jews
4)Because they is crazy.

money does grow on trees